You're "paired." You want to write tests.

I just awoke a moment ago from a really horrible dream. This makes me feel like I'm still in it.

Y'ever, just for shits and giggles, just to see what it would be like, write some software?

Just a thought.

Here read this.

I wouldn't work on a software site again for a million dollars a year. Methodologies. Meetings. “Masters” who have never coded.

Pair programming.

I think I’m going to throw up.