Scrum turned my 30 minute commute to a 90 minute commute and I didn’t get paid for an hour driving in rush hour traffic, which is a seriously fucked-up way to start a day where the quality of my work depends on my ability to concentrate.

A daily meeting is a daily interruption and requires people to work onsite, which means they have more interruptions.

Like meetings.

I read your agile values and they’re so general, abstract, and airy that I can’t map them to anything real, be it activity, outlook, or process.

Agile is a cancer that has metastasized into most of software development while I’ve been doing remote work. I’m sticking with remote work.

“stories.”

“technical debt”

This is buuuuullshiiiiiit

American Software Developer living in Vietnam. Classical musician (guitar, woodwinds), weightlifter, multilingual, misanthrope • XY

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