My first officemate at Microsoft was even better. Everything was in main(). No functions, only macros.

And he passed his code reviews.

Of course, nobody actually read the code, they came straight from the printer to the meeting, seeing the code for the first time. anxious to get out since this guy showered maybe once a week.

But I will take care not to mention his nationality.

American Software Developer living in Vietnam. Classical musician (guitar, woodwinds), weightlifter, multilingual, misanthrope • XY

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