I’ve always preferred working alone; before I had completed my third year as a developer I had shipped two Microsoft products in the SQL Server group, singlehandedly.

Not long ago I had some manager tell me on Slack that he wouldn’t want me on his “team” because my “individualistic” approach would bring “toxicity” to it. Never mind the fact that I can handle large amounts of responsibility and detail; I wouldn’t fit in with their alcohol-fueled morale sessions.

Like that fucking matters.

It was so much fun back in 1989. It’s shit now.

And fuck Agile.