“I hope you are doing good!

My name is Prashant Venkatesan and I work for Perswidjulem, the fastest-growing recruiting agency in southwest Omaha!”

Delete now.

“We are looking for a sap proficient in all the latest Bullshit, including

• Agile
• Test-driven development
• Pair programming
• Noisy environments
• Constant interruptions
• Team player
• Customer centricity
• Sucking up to sadistic managers
• Willing to work 70 or more hours per week

Onsite required”

Write back with “go fuck yourself.”