“I hope you are doing good!

My name is Prashant Venkatesan and I work for Perswidjulem, the fastest-growing recruiting agency in southwest Omaha!”

Delete now.

“We are looking for a sap proficient in all the latest Bullshit, including

  • Agile
  • Test-driven development
  • Pair programming
  • Noisy environments
  • Constant interruptions
  • Team player
  • Customer centricity
  • Sucking up to sadistic managers
  • Willing to work 70 or more hours per week

Onsite required”

Write back with “go fuck yourself.”

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