“I hope you are doing good!
My name is Prashant Venkatesan and I work for Perswidjulem, the fastest-growing recruiting agency in southwest Omaha!”
Delete now.
“We are looking for a sap proficient in all the latest Bullshit, including
- Agile
- Test-driven development
- Pair programming
- Noisy environments
- Constant interruptions
- Team player
- Customer centricity
- Sucking up to sadistic managers
- Willing to work 70 or more hours per week
Onsite required”
Write back with “go fuck yourself.”